Lažnjak / Fake

My friend Lelei partly got me to writing this one. In a conversation with her, we realised that everyone else, especially guys, gets a real kick out of harrassing good girls.

How rare is the good girl thing? Probably so rare that the things such as natural looks are now a part of carefully-tailored looks. How rare are the girls who are not missbehaving for reasons other than religion and similar customs preventing them from it? Probably even more rare. How rare are people who overdo things, yet they don’t have a specific self-promoting type of a reason for doing it? I assume as rare as one in seven million people.

If you’re of that kind, this one’s for you. From one suspected fake to another – keep your chin up. There’s got to be someone in the world who’ll recognise such thing as a quality. They’re not likely someone you’d want in your life or someone you actually know, but there’s plenty of time for that.

Lažnjak

Dakle…

Nisam česta letačica,
nisam slatka plačljivica,
nisam prava lažljivica,
ne otvaram front,
ne palim horozont.
Stvarno?
STVARNO!

Nisam primadona,
nisam Maradona.
Stvarno?
STVARNO!

Toliko sam stvarna da, po logici stvari, treba da ispadne da sam lažnjak. Naravno, ne postoji tako nešto kao ženska osoba koja se lepo ponaša, a nije član neke sekte sa suprotnim stavovima ili tako nečega, niko nije dobar samo zato što se takav rodio, kakva besmislica. Naravno, ne postoji nešto tako kao što su žeske osobe koje ne prave frizure i koje bi radije potrošile svoj nobac na nešto drugo. Ne treba ni spomenuti da, u savremenom svetu, ne postoje ženske osobe koje ne bi uštinule svaku zadnjicu pored koje prođu, koje ne oblizuju usne, nisu opsednute željom da budu privlačne kako bi druge ženske osobe bile ljubomorne na njih. Donec at eros lacus. In hac habitasse platea dictumst. Nulla facilisi. Curabitur non lorem dolor, nec scelerisque nibh. Donec turpis erat, lobortis nec egestas ac, lobortis vel nunc. Praesent odio risus, placerat in commodo non, volutpat ac turpis. Mauris a turpis eu lectus condimentum consectetur. Nullam pretium elit quis odio hendrerit vitae scelerisque arcu suscipit. Aliquam eu lacus libero. In suscipit purus lorem, vitae aliquam leo. Nunc pulvinar porta metus placerat pellentesque. Vestibulum at ante libero. Nullam condimentum bibendum venenatis. Mauris ut sapien erat, quis semper enim. Nulla erat velit, aliquam quis suscipit ac, ultrices ut mi ni ženske osobe koje stvarno toliko pričaju, što bi dalje moglo da dovede do zaključka da su ustvari muškarci.

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Fake

So…

Not a frequent flyer,
Not a cute cryer,
Not a real liar,
Not starting a fire,
Not aiming higher,
Really?
REALLY!

Not a primadonna,
Not a Maradona.
Really?
REALLY!

I’m so real that, by the logic of things, I probably have to turn out to be fake. Of course, there are no such things as well-behaved females who don’t happen to be a member of some conflicting sect or something, nobody really is good solely because they were made that way, what a nonsense. Of course there is no such a thing as females who don’t style their hair and who would rather spend their money or something else. Not to mention that, in these modern times, there are no females who who don’t want to pinch every single backside passing by, females who don’t lick their lips, aren’t really too big on being attractive and making other females envious.Donec at eros lacus. In hac habitasse platea dictumst. Nulla facilisi. Curabitur non lorem dolor, nec scelerisque nibh. Donec turpis erat, lobortis nec egestas ac, lobortis vel nunc. Praesent odio risus, placerat in commodo non, volutpat ac turpis. Mauris a turpis eu lectus condimentum consectetur. Nullam pretium elit quis odio hendrerit vitae scelerisque arcu suscipit. Aliquam eu lacus libero. In suscipit purus lorem, vitae aliquam leo. Nunc pulvinar porta metus placerat pellentesque. Vestibulum at ante libero. Nullam condimentum bibendum venenatis. Mauris ut sapien erat, quis semper enim. Nulla erat velit, aliquam quis suscipit ac, ultrices ut mi and females who really talk that much, which could further read to turning out they’re actually male.