A March Bunny Purrrrrrr Elle

A March Bunny Purrrrrrr Elle, straight from The Year 13.

Elle is there, you know that song!
Elle is there and she is there to stay!
Elle is there, now you come along!
Elle is there, and you are - no way!

I lose and I don't know if anybody wins here,
Elle doesn't like me, but I have no options.
"Remember, garçon. The customer is always right.
If it's rabbit baby wants, rabbit baby gets."

Change everything I am, only remain me by name,
Not that anybody cared what my name was anyway.

And I will march! I must march!
March, march, march. For Elle, too!
Because my conscience told me so!
I am now a garçon!
And it's madness!

From now on, I must march-march for Elle, too.
And I march, march, march, march, march, march!
Remember, garçon. The customer is always right.
If it's rabbit baby wants, rabbit baby gets.

Now insert something very raunchy here.

Ah, my public. How they love me!
Ah, my public. They must love Elle!
Because my Sense of Duty will tell them so!
I am now a garçon!
And it's madness!

Not that they did not want me to be a boy in the first place.
Not that being a girl, but not Elle isn't a punch in the face.

- November 22nd and 25th, 2016


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The one where you have to resort to being a boy because being a girl is all things wrong and has odd implications.

I don't normally use this language in my work, but it came in handy here.

Two lines were lifted from the 1947 Bugs Bunny short, Slick Hare.

There was August, September, December, October, November...well, here's March. One of the uglier ones. Nobody ever said that they were months of the same year, by the way. This year begins with a February and ends with an October.

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