Kuca ‘bona maca / Puppy Candy Kitty

! This post was written long ago. What you're reading is not necessarily how I feel about things in 2017. This blog was started by an 18-year-old in 2001. Please, keep that in mind before you freak out.

Originally written on the 20th of January 2009, disappeared in one of the moments of lacking blogging esteem during that year; so it should be re-posted. It was intended for a much older person who perceives every single thing someone does as silly; but it's applicable in every situation where, well, people think you're an idiot.

Kuca 'bona maca

Kuca 'bona maca.
Maca kuca 'bona.
'Bona maca kuca.
Maca kuca 'bona.
Kuca 'bona maca.

Neću kuca!
No, ja ti ne slomijem srce,
onako kako ti lomivaš moje.
Zato kažem...kažem, KUCA DOBRA!

Kuca gric kad kuca ljuta,
kuca kaki, ti čistiš,
ti smeješ, jer kuca te voli,
ti smeješ, kuca te ponižava.

Kuca crna, kuca bela, kuca smeđa,
kuca seka, kuca bata, više-kuca, kruna,
ja se ha ha hi hi he he tvojejsije kuci.
No ja nećem ti slomijem srce.

Kuca 'bona maca.
Maca kuca 'bona.
'Bona maca kuca.
Maca kuca 'bona.
Kuca 'bona maca.

Neću 'bonu!
'Bona te čini malo šlb.
Ja mislila ti znaš dokle mogaš,
meni ne sviđa, no štagod, BONU MOŽEŠ.

'Bona gric-gric kad ti besan,
'bona prevari mene i tebe,
no ti smeješ: nema 'bona, ti bezveze,
jednom ti reče nemaš 'bona...sećam se, ja ne glupa!

'Bona roza, 'bona srebrena, 'bona zelena,
'bona boooli, 'bona bazdi fuj, 'bona bum-bum!
Ja šmrc, šmrc, šmrk na tvoju 'bonu,
ali volim te, u redu je, možeš i 'bonu!

Kuca 'bona maca.
Maca kuca 'bona.
'Bona maca kuca.
Maca kuca 'bona.
Kuca 'bona maca.

Hoću budem tvoa maca,
nećem ti slomijem srce,
al' jopet, jopet, ti moje slomijo,
ja ne znam ko sad maca, stoga MACA DOBRA!

Maca grize kad maca ljuta,
maca uzme, maca laže, maca te menja,
maca te pređe, maca jela hrana za maca,
ja mislim nijedna ti maca ne bi dobra.

Maca žuta, maca riđa, maca tamna,
maca te zeki, jedno maca mene mrzi,
kad maca ne dobra, kažeš: "Neću više maca!"
I danima ti tužan tužan šmrk šmrk tužan.

Kuca 'bona maca.
Maca kuca 'bona.
'Bona maca kuca.
Maca kuca 'bona.
Kuca 'bona maca.

Ja kazala volim svako maca,
ja lagala da vidim to kuca,
ja kao ne videla tvoja 'bona.
Ja te volem.
Ja iskrena?!
Ja!

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Puppy Candy Kitty

Puppy candy kitty.
Kitty puppy candy.
Candy kitty puppy.
Kitty puppy candy.
Puppy candy kitty.

Me don't want no puppy,
But me no break your heart,
The way you always breaks mine,
So, I says, I says, PUPPY FINE.

Puppy bite you when puppy angry,
Puppy poo pooo and you clean,
But you smiles cause puppy loves you,
But you smiles cause puppy low you!

Puppy black, puppy grey, puppy brown,
Puppy girl, puppy boy, multi-puppy, wear crown,
Me ha ha ha ha ha ha at your puppy,
But me no break your heart.

Puppy candy kitty.
Kitty puppy candy.
Candy kitty puppy.
Kitty puppy candy.
Puppy candy kitty.

Me don't want no candy,
Candy make you go ga ga ga ga,
But me suppose you has a line,
So, I grumble, but whatever, CANDY FINE.

Candy bite me when you angry,
Candy fool you, you fool me,
But you smiles cause: no candy - you numb,
Once you said no candy...me remember, me no dumb!

Candy pink, candy silver, candy green,
Candy hurt, candy smell, candy go kaboom!
Me sob sob sob sob sob sob at your candy,
But me love you, whatever, candy fine.

Puppy candy kitty.
Kitty puppy candy.
Candy kitty puppy.
Kitty puppy candy.
Puppy candy kitty.

Me never be your kitty,
Me never break your heart,
But again, again, you breaks mine,
Me no know who kitty now, therefore KITTY FINE.

Kitty bite you when kitty angry,
Kitty take you, kitty break you, kitty fake you,
Kitty love you, kitty like kitty food,
No kitty ever bad, no kitty ever good.

Kitty yellow, kitty red, kitty dark,
Kitty fool you, one kitty hate me,
When kitty go bad you says: No kitty!
And for days and days, you pitty pity pity.

Puppy candy kitty.
Kitty puppy candy.
Candy kitty puppy.
Kitty puppy candy.
Puppy candy kitty.

Me say me like any kitty.
Me pretend to see puppy.
Me do not mind you candy.
Me love you.
Me honest?!
Me!

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