Snovokradica / Dreamthief

! This post was written long ago. What you're reading is not necessarily how I feel about things in 2016. This blog was started by an 18-year-old in 2001. Please, keep that in mind before you freak out.

Not sure if the Wrong Star gremlins want me to post this. :p As I was finalising English version and writing a birthday card for Petra, I felt that Starsplash's Fly Away is causing my entire chair to vibrate. I know dance music brings vibes, but this was different. It ended up being an earthquake.

This is the missing piece between the alternate history and prequel pieces such as The Cauldron, Solar Neutrino Problem, Real Stars' Curse and the upcoming XIX century and WWII pieces. It falls right before Pineconephone, as there needs to be an explanation so as to how A and B ended up in Nowhereland.

I am so going to change Nowhereland to something more original. Then again, why on Earth are A and B still called A and B?

Snovokradica

Halo!
Izem ti, ovde nema telefona.
Vuci progrizli kablove, babe odnele instalacije,
šta baba zna šta je stub od par tona!
Moraću da koristim glupofon.
Nego...
Dragi moj Snovokradice,
otresi tu zvezdanu prašinu iz svojih dugih trepavica,
ne upravljaj tim velikim medvedom,
ne može taj da igra uz svake daire,
naći ću ja tebi PRAVOG medveda,
on jede još otrovniji med,
koji megapčele skupljaju sa bananabagremova.

Voliš zvezde?
Videćeš sve zvezde,
a neće ti trebati ni teleskop,
niti nameravam da te ajsnem u glavudžu.
Pokazaću ti najzvezdanije nebo,
najzvezdanije nebo u mom čistilištu,
mojoj staroj Evropi.
Na njemu sija zvezda koju vi nemate,
pogrešna zvezda.
Ukoliko bi se popeo na Krov i liznuo je,
imala bi gorki ukus boginje rata.
Ako je pripališ,
ona će nas sve ubiti,
a većinu nas će ubiti i ovako i onako,
jer ju je neko već jednom pripalio,
to je njuška kakvoj bi Sirijus samo pozavideo.

Hoćeš sa mnom?
Skreneš poludesno kod Polja potapanja brodova,
ideš hiljadu konjskih koraka...
i tu si. TU SI!
I tu ću biti i ja.
Dođi mi, Snovokradice. Dođi mi.
Raj su izmislili da nas teše,
pakao su izmislili da nas plaše,
ovo niko nije izmislio.
Nagazi do sedmice,
jer posle nje nema više ničega,
i pođi sa mnom.

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Dreamthief

Hello!
Screw it, there are no phones here.
Wolves chewed through the cables,
Grannies took the installations away,
Wouldn't they know what's a few ton pole!
I will need to use the dumbophone.
So...
My dear Dreamthief,
Shake away stardust from your long eyelashes,
Don't steer that big bear,
It cannot dance to each tambourine's beat,
I will get you a REAL bear,
He's eating honey even more poisonous,
That megabees gather from bananablacklocusts.

You like stars?
You'll see them all,
And you won't even need a telescope,
Nor I'm planning to hit you on the head.
I'll show you the starriest of the skies,
The starriest sky in my purgatory,
My old Europe.
There shines a star you don't see over there,
Wrong Star.
if you'd climb the Roof and lick it,
It'd taste bitter, like the goddess of war.
If you lit it up,
It will kill us all,
And it will kill most of us, either way round,
As someone already fired it up once,
That's a nose Sirius would only be envious of.

Want to come with me?
Turn half-right at the Field Of Sinking Ships,
Take thousand horse steps...
And there you are. THERE YOU ARE!
I will be there, too.
Come to me, Dreamthief, come to me.
They made up heaven to comfort us.
They made up hell to scare us.
Nobody made this up.
Crank it up to seven,
Because there's no more.
And come with me.

One Reaction to Snovokradica / Dreamthief

  1. zelenicapreslica says...

    Bomba, Iva. Drgo mi je da si ovo pustila. Način ma koji si je iznela je originalan. Sad, u školi daju neku novu ocenu na nešto super dobro, pa me dohvatio taj virus. Dakle, 5+!

     
     

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