October 8, 2008 » 1 nnew messaage.
Humour, you IDIOT! |
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Tags: fun, funny, Humour, you IDIOT!, spam, spammers, you IDIOT!
What if the spammers are right?
Every time my Microsoft Outlook rings, I know that I have a new email message. Recently, 80% of them are the same.
So, even though I'm obviously female, as they brainwashed me by mentioning my "fishing rod", "little guy" et cetera way too often; I realised that they MIGHT BE RIGHT. So, it took me a while to find a way to measure something that obviously does not exist.
I used this handy online tool to measure the size of my p3n15. It turns out that my non-existing manhood is 11.5 cm. So, perhaps the spammers are right. I do need v14gr4. Darn, huh?
Either way, I will have to look out for Secret, scrotum-kicking Hungarians that come out of nowhere in the dark.
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Ja "imam" 11cm!
I was off the charts apparently, and I don't even know the language.. So manly it hurts to wear pants.
Mira, I thought you were lost in the woods. Update!