February 15, 2008 » Heathen frog bought a road, like buttered fries!

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No, I'm definitely not on drugs. I perfectly know what I wrote. 15th February is a public holiday in this country and, for the following reasons, I declare it invalid:

  1. I have no idea what the area of this country is. It's OK, no one knows.
  2. I have no idea what the population of this country is. It's OK, no one knows.
  3. I have no idea how big this country will be in one week. It's OK, no one knows.

So, therefore I pronounce 15th February to be...the world's anual misheard lyrics day! And, this was inspired by Mira's neverending search for mozzarella butterflies.

The first song to research in this action would be Nirvana's Smells Like Teen Spirit. Ever since the days Weird Al Yanković realised that it's hard to bargle nawdl zouss with all those marbles in my mouth, there have been multiple variations to the theme. Us people from Balkans tend to think that second to last a denial in the song is actually 'ladim jaja which would literally mean I'm cooling down my balls. However, whoever did this had much more on their mind than just that one harmless misunderstood line:

[flash http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1-NZWtTJYI]

If you're up for some evil gnomes, if you want to know why the jelly can't kick its other father, then...continue reading.

Here's the misheard Give It Away by RHCP:
[flash http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HSur8JJ2wY]

...and here's Tell Me Baby as well. The beginning kinda distracted me, so I had to skip it the second time I looked at it, in order not to think of ...bees and flowers. (And I didn't say that, OK?)
[flash http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ev3DIhpO9Dk]

And, here's the absolute champion of misheard songs...Even Flow (Heathen Frog? Even Faux? Eden Throw?)

[flash http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePjESN9pRdg]

[flash http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNINw1wNdno]

[flash http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9ooJ86AF2I]

[flash http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIHojjGrm6A]

That's it, I'm going to play Sven now. I already explained why. Hope you had as much fun as I did watching this :)

 
 
 

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15 Reactions to Heathen frog bought a road, like buttered fries!

  1. Mira Buva says:

    Great, but where's my little gnome? And mozzarella butterflies???

  2. FruityOaty says:

    Thanks for sharing... the Nirvana one was the funniest silly video I've seen all week. "Help the stupid", lol.

  3. Belinda says:

    haha I dont think anyone has knowledge of their country.

  4. Sarah Harris says:

    oh these are so funny!!!

  5. Flo says:

    that was me ^

    oh Iva - guess what my lovely new bloke bought me for Valentines? You will be proud of him.

    Virtually the whole contents (by the looks of it) of his local Lush shop :)

    I told him I was pals with their Serbian webmaster, he was most impressed :D

    take care

  6. Ivy says:

    Well, technically if you live in the capital the holiday should be valid. I wouldn't know about the outskirts thought... o.O

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! The videos are hilarious! "Her sauce smells!"

  7. Mira Buva says:

    "In doom of brooms that glow,
    Jeremy smoked his last today"

  8. Sigg3 says:

    Some of them actually made me LOL:D

    "Everybody's looking for a silly gibbon" and "Jumping koalas on the microphone". I've yet to check out the Even Flow interpretations.. first, I'll go outside with my broom and smoke my last.

  9. Sigg3 says:

    "Feelings
    understands the weather
    when the weathers on its way"

    That's brilliant! :D

  10. Holly says:

    That's hilarious!

  11. Fran says:

    I nearly pissed myself laughing!!! :P

  12. Dona says:

    Legendarno XDDD;; Najgore je sto ne znam vecinu reci Peppersa, tako da cu uskoro poceti da pevam ove cudne verzije :p

    Ovde ljudi vole da pevaju 'Tasi tasi tanana' uz Raining Blood od Slayer-a...

  13. Mira Buva says:

    Found it! Mozzarella butterflies:

    Finally!

  14. Sigg3 says:

    Here are a couple my friend Kornelius sent me:

    Yellow Ledbetter
    I wanna leave Bennigan's
    <mumble>Make me fries..</mumble>

    Black
    And all our toddler was, hairy thang

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