January 6, 2008 » Paprika-porn!
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Tags: cynical, funny, paprika, vegetable porn, vegetables
Since my website comes in all those amazingly porn-related searches that I mentioned a few weeks ago, I thought I'd give the audience what they demand, so here is some vegetable porn....paprika-porn, to be precise This thing popped up from a paprika at the breakfast the other day and my dad and I wanted to show it to everyone because we're easily amused, but my mom put it in a stew.
Some amazing paprika-porn: right here, right now, only on squirrelism.net!
In the end, she was the one who came across it at the dinner table and she was screaming at dad to get it out of her plate, because she didn't want to eat paprika testicles and a paprika penis. There you go, all the porn lovers who come to this site must be delighted now.
Don't you just LOVE nature?
Iva is the owner of this blog. She's a web designer who loves poetry way too much and won't stop writing it. She also runs a couple of other websites, such as this one.
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Oh my... I'm speechless.
those are some huge paprika-testicles.
Get your mind out of the gutter!
Hey Iva! Merry Christmas!
Wow, that's awesome! I found a human-looking face on a deformed plum once... but your paprika-testicles trumps that. :p
I also get a lot of traffic from people looking for kinky stuff... The strangest search engine referral was "toe sex". Bizarre. Sorry to disappoint them, but I didn't write any such thing, hehe.
Oh... technically, it's the 7th here in Canada. 8th over there... OK, forgot the time difference.
Hmmm... It does not look like testicles & penis at all, does it? Actually, I see a smiley face.
There must be something wrong with me.
I have a tree on my way to work that looks like a gaping vagina (medical term, I'm not trying to be vulgar).
Of course, that's just like a psychological ink test. I guess it would look like a teddy bear to innocent miss Buva here.
Also, I get an error message when posting comments.
Actually, Sigg, I'm Madame Buva.
I withdraw all comments describing you as anything innocent, MB. Especially since you publicly embraced anal sex in a PS.
Bam!
Oh god that made me laugh so hard! Good one! xD