October 27, 2007 » Everything Something.
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Tags: mockery, silly stuff, society, stereotypes
Everything Something. EVERYTHING SOMETHING. E-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g s-o-m-e-t-h-i-n-g.
Isn't it the stupidest and most illogical phrase you have ever read? Well, it's one of the trend catchphrases in my country. I asked people who the heck came up with that and the answers were:
"Well, damn, where do you live? I believe this phrase has been in use since forever. And come to my place, I have to show you everything something!"
"Hahaha, you really hate slang, don't you? Now I have to leave you, I have everything something to do."
"You're absolutely isolated from everything something around yourself!"
"How dare you to get involved with everything something in my life?
I feel sorry for these people. Especially for the fact that they hear someone say something as remarkably stupid and pointless as this and the next day, twenty more people are talking like that. If the person who blurted it out was famous, the number is more likely to be 2000. Sad. Pathetic.
This was my first mockery entry. I hope you liked it. Now I have to think of the everything something to add to my website.
Iva is the owner of this blog. She's a web designer who loves poetry way too much and won't stop writing it. She also runs a couple of other websites, such as this one.
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I am old. My (well, our) generation didn't use "svasta nesto". Don't worry, you're not alone
Illogical phrases annoy me too. Luckily I've never heard an English native speaker say "everything something" though.
Never heard of it either... sounds stupid anyway.
That IS the stupidest thing I have ever heard.
Weirdos. haha!
Haha, it -is- stupid, but Dutch happens to have a phrase like that too; "everything and something".. Strange people =).
Sort of like Paris Hilton's "That's hot!" Uggh, when I heard a 6-year old say that once (in the same intonation as Paris), I cringed.
Er... I'm confused by that phrase. "Everything something?" Maybe it's cool to create a catchphrase that's unintelligible. *lol*
Prvi put cujem tu frazu : Bezi iz Beograda, zaglupice te.
Ja updateovah svoj sajt, red je na tebe